I write quite a bit.

Sometimes the things I write make their way into production with different groups I’m involved with, and sometimes they don’t.

I feel like it would be a shame to keep these writings stored away in my hard drive and not give people the enjoyment of reading them.

So here they are!

(PS. If some of the texts resonated with you, and you feel a burning passion to make them, please contact me for collaboration)

"Strippers Diary" is a pilot episode script for a comedy that centres on Patrick, a former male stripper. The story begins with a mishap during a performance that leads to a career change. Years later, now out-of-shape and bored with his office job, Patrick gets fired. He reunites with a friend and they decide to revive their stripping group.

Hold is a short play by Timo Kervinen depicting a comedic yet tense scene in a gym. A middle-aged man attempts repeatedly to perform a pull-up, while an unsupervised child wanders nearby. The man's struggle is heightened by the child's presence directly beneath him, culminating in an embarrassing and messy climax.

Man in a Forest depicts a solitary man's existence in a remote woodland. The narrative follows his daily routine of felling trees, making tea, and tending a fire. However, the peace is shattered by the sounds of distant warfare.

Jarmo is a Finnish-language screenplay detailing the work life and personal struggles of Jarmo, an excavator operator. The narrative follows Jarmo's accidental severing of underground cables, leading to job site conflict and ultimately, a surprising and complicated romantic relationship with his new boss, Antti. The story explores themes of workplace dynamics, masculinity, and unexpected intimacy.

Simofans is a comedic play following the life of Simo, a disgruntled grocery store employee. Simo's monotonous job is contrasted with his discovery of OnlyFans, leading him to explore the platform with unexpected and humorous results. His attempts at creating OnlyFans content involve increasingly bizarre situations, including an accidental emergency call.